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How
to Tell Blues Music From Rock Music
I
love Blues. Many bands say they play the Blues, but what you end up
hearing is Rock. Here's how to tell if your listening to a real Blues
band or a Rock band.
Here's
How:
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If the guitar player has one small amplifier, Blues Band. If he has
a stack of them, Rock Band.
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If the keyboard player only plays piano or organ, Blues Band. If he's
used other sounds, Rock Band.
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If the guitar player breaks a string and changes it on the spot, Blues
Band. If a roadie comes out with a replacement guitar, Rock Band.
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If the bass player's instrument has only four strings, Blues Band.
More than four, Rock Band.
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If there are wives and children around the stage, Blues Band. Scantly
clad women, Rock Band.
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If they play the same songs differently every night, Blues Band. Play
the same songs the same way every night, Rock band.
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If they make up the lyrics as they go, Blues Band. Recite the lyrics
verbatim, Rock band.
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If they arrive in a van, Blues Band. If they arrive in a school bus,
Rock band.
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If everyone is drinking liquor, Blues Band. Drinking beer, Rock Band.
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If people dance together, Blues band. Mill about separately, Rock
Band.
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If people clap their hands to the backbeat, Blues Band. Pump their
fists in the air, Rock Band.
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If the male musicians are wearing Dockers, Blues Band. If they are
wearing Spandex, Rock Band.
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